We’ve had snow for several days and the weather has been so cold, that instead of melting,
it is staying on the ground, uncharacteristic for Oregon. I’m exaggerating a bit , Oregon does
receive a small amount of snow occasionally. When that infrequent event occurs everything
seems to slow down. Schools are often closed for a day or two, at the slightest amount of
snow, disappointing all of our children. I don’t have to tell you that, we all know how much
those little nippers love school.
There’s less traffic on the roads, those who are generally driving more carefully
Many, people stay in, and don’t drive. Especially if there is a layer of ice hidden
under that deceptively beautiful white blanket. That ice makes your car slippery,
sliding about quite unresponsive to your loud screaming or any feeble attempts to
gain back control of your car.Now here’s a
POP QUIZ, what are you supposed to do when your car hydroplanes?
A- Turn the wheel into the direction your car is sliding? or
B- Turn the wheel in the opposite direction of the sliding? or
C-Bale out, while you are praying for a soft landing place, and for forgiveness
and a last minute conversion to God, hoping He will buy it?
With that last question, sorry, you’re on your own here. I’m not God, but you may
be on thin ice with that one. I’d assume he’s looking for sincerity. Even I wouldn’t
even accept a last minute marriage proposal, justcause you audience waiting, and
the bride didn’t show. Then the groom turns to me and asks me to marry him. No way,
As to the other answers on the Quiz, I don’t have the answers, as you may have guessed by
now, I made the questions up, surprise!
I don’t know the answers, you should ask someone who lives a region with snow. Before you
call me a wimp and irritating numskull, remember, I’m a Vegas girl. I don’t gamble, but if you
do, don’t bet on snow in Las Vegas, your
odds of winning that one are low, really low. After all you’re are living in a desert for
goodness sake!
In Vegas people have absolutely NO IDEA of how to drive in it, We don’t even recognize what
it is, [unless you’re a skier.] we say things like, “What’s this white stuff? Why is it coming
from the sky?”So don’t blame me. This may make you curious enough to search for the
answers, and save your life someday I love Oregon, Las Vegas kids and anything else which might have
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DISCLAIMER-Please don’t take me seriously, everything I said was joking an a attempt at humor, I liked living in Las Vegas, love Oregon, love kids and would not seriously attempt criticism of anyone’s prayers to reconcile with God, or any thing else which might offend. someone somehow
