There are so many reports of natural disasters. The news is filled with reports.
In light of the frequency of disaster, I’ve written this post. Which will discuss the following questions; 1-Are You Prepared? 2-Do You Even Know What A “Go Bag is?” 3- How Far Do You Think I Can Run With A Heavy Backpack, Carrying My Sewing?
Machine? 4-What Does Any Of This Have To Do With Signing In?
FEMA’S DisasterP preparedness Campaign Has lit a Fire under Me
FEMA’s disaster preparedness campaign, has lit a fire under me, which would, ironically, pose a disastrous threat to my safety, if taken literally. MY clothes igniting, as I run around screaming, “I’m on fire, I’m on fire! “Those flames under my backside have lit me on fire!” Just one pass too close to my drapes and the whole house could end up in flames.
Disturbing thought. I immediately copied FEMA’S readiness supply list and began creating our preparedness backpacks, the “go bags”. FEMA has disaster lists for every sort of disaster you can imagine, chemical leaks, tsunamis, earthquakes, terrorist attacks, maybe co … Can’t I Do Anything Without Signing In? and LET’S GET PREPARED!
I have finally finished the long promised, illusive website which I have spoken of endlessly for months. Any second it would go live. But I realized finally the hopelessness of my quest. I lacked the most basic knowledge and skill needed. The advert for this template site was “Anyone could build a website in an afternoon”. “I’m an anyone, so why not?” I thought. Because no one counted on this anyone as so hopelessly beyond the simplest skills that any 4 year old child possesses. Months and months have passed. Finally with endless hours of tech support, a miracle! The Pigs Are Flying!
Not long ago I posted this, I feel it is worth repeating, to explain my next post concerning my current status.
I feel like a pendulent 4 year old. I want a Oompa Loompa!
Remember Willy Wonka, the “real” original Willy Wonka? Don’t get your panties in a ruffle J.D. fans. I love Johnny Depp too, who wouldn’t? But I think we all know that there was only one Willy Wonka, and we all know who he is. don’t we?
In the movie, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory there was one particularity lovely child, you might recall, the adored Varuca Salt.To refresh your memory here are a few classic Vurcua quotes.
Veruca Salt: Hey, Daddy, “I want a Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me a Oompa Loompa right away!
Mr. Salt: All right, Veruca, all right. I’ll get you one before the day is out.